tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47282183939511912332011-08-21T21:21:49.391+07:00Satu lagi Blog Arek Suroboyo...udanderesnoreply@blogger.comBlogger201100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4728218393951191233.post-500888481102704552010-01-16T19:04:00.001+07:002010-01-18T14:23:09.295+07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.detikinet.com/images/content/2010/01/16/398/pelamarkerja-detikcom-285.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://www.detikinet.com/images/content/2010/01/16/398/pelamarkerja-detikcom-285.jpg" /></a><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><blockquote>"Banyak calon pelamar kerja di bidang teknologi informasi (TI) yang punya nilai akademis bagus. Namun anehnya, para pelamar ini banyak juga yang dianggap belum mampu menjawab kebutuhan perusahaan."</blockquote><br /><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">sumber:&nbsp;</span></i><br /><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://www.detikinet.com/read/2010/01/16/180830/1279897/398/lulusan-ti-banyak-yang-mengecewakan">http://www.detikinet.com/read/2010/01/16/180830/1279897/398/lulusan-ti-banyak-yang-mengecewakan</a></span></i><br /><br />Asli gedek-gedek aku delok berita model ngene iki. lho kok isok?? IPK-n apik-apik tapi bareng ditest delalah gak isok opo-opo... lha terus IPK dukur iku teko endhi asale??<br /><br />mosok nilai dukur teko nggrandong nang makame mbah surip???<br /><br />Aku ngene iki yo tahu ngerasakno kuliah, rek... sempet nyandang status mahasiswa. jadi aku yo sitik-sitik eruh, kok isok sampek onok kejadian koyok ngono. makane saiki terus terang aku paling mualess lek delok lowongan kerjo iku atek syarat model ngene " IPK Min 2,75". opo sing biasane onok nang lowongan-lowongan kerjone BUMN "IPK min. 3.00" walaaaaaahhhh.... asli benci aku!!<br /><br />saiki lho, ngerti teko endhi lek IPK sakmono iku asli garapane dewe... lho sopo eruh lho...?? isok ae saiki carane iku gak jujur... contone... wakehhhh<br /><br />onok kasuse sing disogok karo sepeda motor (sampe ditukokno range rover barang...) bayangno dosen mek ngajar mata kuliah sitok tok isok tuku montor koyok range rover, lah sak SKS iku dibayar piro lak ngono....<br /><span class="fullpost"><br />onok maneh sing disogok karo cewek, iki biasane kanggo dosen lanang... ben lancar disuguhi k*mpet mulus, akhire luluse yo mulus sak nilaine... lho iki temenan lho rek, malah diceritoni karo dewe karo dosene, masio ngomonge karo aku nolak, tp lek didelok raine sing koyok K*ntol jepat, aku gak percoyo lek de'e nolak ditawari koyok ngono...<br /><br />durung maneh lek gowo joki, durung maneh saiki onok 1001 cara gawe ngerpek (sampe onok cewek lek ngerpek dideleh nang pupu barang, sampe-sampe lek onok lanang sing ndelok, bingung arep delok kerpekan opo delok tengahane pupu...)<br /><br />wis tah sampek kapan nilai iku digawe kanggo patokan kerjo...!! nilai iku isok dimanipulasi rek!! sitok sing gak isok dimanipulasi... opo iku?<br /><br />S.K.I.L.L.....!!!<br /><br />iku sing gak isok dimanipulasi, lek ancen duwe skill, dikongkon kerjo pasti hasile nggena, lek ditest yo sak elek-eleke paling gak mari... tp sing penting isok. tapi lke gak duwe skill, dikongkon kerjo mek plonga-plongo, dites yo bingung tolah-toleh nggolek contohan...<br /><br />Makane, saiki wis duduk jamane delok wong teko nilaine rek... tp teko skille... Bill Gates gak lulus kuliah, tp saiki duwe bawahan sing lulusan MIT... Mark Zuckerberg, sing nemokno facebook, akhir D.O. teko kampuse... tp deloken saiki sugihe koyok opo??? arep nyumet rokok ae ngobong duit kertas 100 dollar-an isok...<br /><br />Mosok gak isin rek karo berita nang dukur iku... untung duduk aku sing kedadian koyok ngono...<br /><br />aku iki duwe IPK sing jarene duduk standard kerjo, tp delalah saiki yo gak nganggur...<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4728218393951191233-50088848110270455?l=www.ngeblogrek.co.cc' alt='' /></div>udanderesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4728218393951191233.post-83168612920029665252010-01-11T16:08:00.000+07:002010-01-11T16:08:51.544+07:00Wis tau delok film "Suster Keramas" durung rek...??<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TvYcnlx4wI0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TvYcnlx4wI0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Film garapane Maxima Pictures iki dadi kont*lversial... eh salah, kontroversial... gara-garane nang film iku onok sing jenenge Rin Sakuragi, sing tibakno bintang film porno asal jepang...!!<br /><br />Padahal iko film "Menculik Miyabi" sing sempet heboh gara-gara arep nekakno bintang film porno jepang sing terkenal nang Indonesia, Maria Ozawa alias Miyabi (soale nang jepange dewe, Miyabi tibake gak sepiro'o terkenal rek...). Akhire gara-gara akeh protes, Maxima Pictures batal gawe film iku, terus Miyabi gak sido nang Indonesia, terus penggemare miyabi nang indonesia sidone mek isok cenggur alias ngac*ng nganggur...(termasuk aku yoan... asu!)<br /><br />Nah nang film Suster Keramas iki, ternyata ancen akeh adegan sing nggarakno wong ngelek idu... Rin Sakuragi nang kene ancen dituntut gawe ngelakoni adegan sing syur-syur, koyok adus nang air terjun gak klambenan, ngoco karo nyoplok BH, sampe striptease nang ngarepe bintang cowok liyone (bajingan! bati aktor iku!) inti ceritone yo gak adoh-adoh karo judule, yaitu Suster sing lagi keramas diintip... eh salah ding, yo cerito horor maksude...<br /><span class="fullpost"><br />Nang Balikpapan film iki wis dilarang, tp nang suroboyo ketoke adem ayem ae... embuh durung opo alasan liyone gak eruh aku. paling pemkot suroboyo yo penasaran karo film iki, hihihi... sopo eruh pikire isok ngundang Rin Sakuragi ngisi acara pitulasan nang taman surya... hahahahaha... Asu!<br /><br />Timbang ngundang Rin Sakuragi, mending ngundang Miyabi senam SKJ massal nang tugu pahlawan, Oke beibeh..???<br /><br />(Okkeeeeee..... jarene penonton, matane!! gak melu mbayar soale...) <br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4728218393951191233-8316861292002966525?l=www.ngeblogrek.co.cc' alt='' /></div>udanderesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4728218393951191233.post-7938208698379191072010-01-11T12:26:00.002+07:002010-01-11T12:47:34.679+07:00Isuk-isuk pas budhal kantor biasane aku sempet-sempetno mampir nang Kantor KPU sing nang perempatane Mayjend Sungkono amben Adityawarman. Biasa arep Nyoto Daging, soale nang kono saben isuk onok soto daging sing rasane maknyus...<br /><br />Nah pas enak-enak nyruput soto daging, moro-moro teko montor Pajero mlebu pelataran terus parkir kono. Gak suwe metu teko Pajero iku, cewek ayu, putih mulus, bodyne ramping koyok model... Juaaancooookkk, aku sampe keselek kerupuk pas delok!!...<br /><br />Langsung ae tak sruput es teh-ku, ngobati keselekku... tibake iku kagete durung mari, marine cewek ayu iku metu, maringono metu maneh, cowoke... bareng delok cowoke... uwwwaaahhh... gak terimo keselek maneh, es teh-ku lsg tak semburno saking kagete...!!!<br /><span class="fullpost"><br />Tibake lanangane iku wis lemu, ireng, jerawaten, ndelalah koyok ngono iku yo jek urip pisan... wassyyuuuu... akhire saiki ketok pemandangan paling tragis sing pernah tak delok, cewek ayu, bodyne kyk model digandeng wong sing rupone koyok grandong ketubruk bis...!!<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_js6e6v3O6qw/S0q66ji6KHI/AAAAAAAAAE4/S0-Beos3lDg/s1600-h/image024-edit.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_js6e6v3O6qw/S0q66ji6KHI/AAAAAAAAAE4/S0-Beos3lDg/s320/image024-edit.jpg" /></a><br /></div>Sing koyok ngene iki, sing nggarai aku loro ati, sampek gak isok turu 3 dino. Kok yo isok arek sing tampange kyk ngono entuk cewek ayune model ngono... wedhusss, wedhusss...!!<br /><br />Ternyata pemandangan tragis koyok ngono iku wis akeh nang suroboyo iki rek... kadang-kadang pas mlaku nang Mall ketok pisan pemandangan koyok ngono, renang nang Water Park, yo onok, nang restoran yo onok, malah sing luwih parah onok fotone nang FB, cewek ayu dempet2an pipi karo wong sing rupone koyok rajatakur...<br /><br />Wong ganteng saiki gak payu rek...<br /><br />Saiki opo'o sebabe cewek-cewek koyok ngono gelem digandeng karo jelmaan asu ireng... soale keakehane sing lanang pancen modal duit rek... biasane lanangane iku anake pejabat opo konglomerat, makane ceweke seneng ae digandeng karo jelmaan su, wis gak peduli kenek rabies... sing penting kenek kipatane satusewuan wis seneng...<br /><br />Aku iki sing merasa ganteng (hoek sorrr...) akhire mek isok nerimo kenyataan koyok ngono. asline pengen misuh-misuh tapi yo percuma, tak pisoni yo gak tambah kere lanangane, lapo yoan? onoke.. lek lanangane tak pisoni, sesuk teko wong 5 awake sak rambo nggepuki awakku, sampe rupone gak onok bedone karo tempe penyet...<br /><br />tapi tenang ae rek... gak kabeh cewek ayu iku matre. buktine bojoku yo gelem nerimo aku opo onoke hehehe? masio aku lek ngorok isok nangekno macan turu...!! hahahahaha....ASU!<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4728218393951191233-793820869837919107?l=www.ngeblogrek.co.cc' alt='' /></div>udanderesnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4728218393951191233.post-54541069602974121052010-01-10T23:00:00.004+07:002010-01-10T23:08:26.735+07:00<object width="340" height="285"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/V-KyFfgvjUY&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/V-KyFfgvjUY&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="340" height="285"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4728218393951191233-5454106960297412105?l=www.ngeblogrek.co.cc' alt='' /></div>udanderesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4728218393951191233.post-31344284492721437582010-01-10T22:22:00.006+07:002010-01-10T22:51:51.225+07:00Sopo ngomong lek wong indonesia iku goblok-goblok... culun-culun... otake mlakune gak standard, sampe onok guyonan, lek seumpomo otake wong indonesia iku dilelang bareng otake wong jerman mbek otake wong jepang, justru otake wong indonesia sing payu gedhe... soale jek segelan gak tau digawe...!!<br /><br />Saiki wis terbukti lek wong indonesia iku asline pinter... malah luwih pinter timbang wong-wong nang CIA dek amerika kono... buktine yo gak usah adoh-adoh... Kasus Pembunuhan Nasrudin sing tersangkane Antasari tibakne mek akal-akalan bulus tok!!<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://eddymesakh.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/antasari_azhar2.jpg" width="134" /></a><br /></div>Akal bulus mau digarap uwalussss banget sampe-sampe masyarakat sempet percoyo lek Antasari iku ancen penjahat. tapi terus terang, ket pertama kali kasus iku melbu nang TV aku iku wis duwe piling (moco: feeling) lek asline nang mburi iki pasti onok opo-opone...<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://nurray.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/susno.jpg" width="182" /></a><br /></div>Soale kudu diakoni pek.. lek kinerjone Antasari karo konco-koncone iku lumayan apik, sampe-sampe isok nyeret wong kejaksaan negeri. padahal ngerti dewe, sing kudune memberantas korupsi iku yo wong sing nang kono.<br /><br />Wedhus gibas!! moro-moro nang kono iku wis dadi sarang penyamun paling... (iki paling lho...) hahaha...<br /><span class="fullpost"><br />Saiki sakmarine Williardi Wizard sing bengok nang pengadilan, giliran Susno Duadji sing nyanyi... wis embuh wong iku bener opo ora... sing penting saiki perkorone wis mulai jelas... dadakno diduga onok rekoyoso teko kasus iki...<br /><br />Saiki gari ngenteni sopo sing akhire kenek molo... hayooo koen!!<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4728218393951191233-3134428449272143758?l=www.ngeblogrek.co.cc' alt='' /></div>udanderesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4728218393951191233.post-15816031239532052922009-05-14T15:22:00.005+07:002009-05-14T15:30:42.232+07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_js6e6v3O6qw/SgvWknPtdCI/AAAAAAAAAD8/AmRwKpp0uRY/s1600-h/gusur-dalam.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 285px; height: 214px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_js6e6v3O6qw/SgvWknPtdCI/AAAAAAAAAD8/AmRwKpp0uRY/s320/gusur-dalam.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335594108048995362" border="0" /></a><br />Pemkot Suroboyo saiki ketok belange. wis jelas-jelas saiki... perkorone gara-gara kasus penggusuran warga stren kalimas.<br /><br />Terus terang aku yo seneng-seneng ae lek suroboyo iki dadi kota sing resik, indah, bersih, terus tertata rapi. tapi lek carane gak bener, dadine gak malah ngentengno bebane warga tapi malah nambah penderitaan wong cilik.<br /><br />Nang kasus iki, pemkot suroboyo duwe 3 kesalahan fatal, kesalahan iki sing nggarai masyrakat suroboyo saiki wis jengah karo pemkot. kesalahane iku:<br /><span class="fullpost"><br /><br />1. Keputusan Sing Sak pihak<br /><br />Masio jarene wis sosialisasi ket sak tahun iko, tp keputusan sido gak-e penggusuran iku tetep gak jelas, warga stren kalimas wis bolak-balik ngejak pemkot gawe sarasehan bareng sing gunane nganggo bahas solusi sing enak, trus saben solusi sung diajokno pemkot yo wis dituruti, contohe ngelancarno alirane banyu (got), noto ulang omah-omah sing jek semrawut, iku kabeh wis dilakoni. tapi yo tetep ae digusur... atek keputusan penggusuran iku disampekno lewat surat tok, gak atek musyawarah, sing artine pemkot gak ngelaksanakno sila ke-4 teko pancasila (wuik...kok dukur ngene rek aku ngomonge...)<br /><br /><br />2. Njaluk Enake Tok<br /><br />Jarene bangunan sing onok nang pinggiran kalimas iku menyalahi aturan mbek ilegal. Lah aneh-e lek pancen koyok ngono, kok jek dikongkon mbayar PBB (Pajak Bimu &amp; Bangunan), dikongkon ngurus KK barang, ngurus KTP pisan, dikiro ngurus iku kabeh biyene gak mbayar tah? durung iuran-iuran liyane. Ngono iku jenenge lak jaluk enake tok se??<br /><br /><br />3. Gak Niat Blass<br /><br />iki sing jareku paling NGGUATELI...!! wis mari digusur, trus dikongkon pindah nang rumah susun, sing saben wulane mbayar 300-ewu, saiki wis pindah, eh...ndelalah rumah susune durung onok banyu, durung onok listrik, trus karepe opo??? opo wong-wong iku dikongkon ngombe banyu sawah tah?? mosok nang rumah susun arep masang obor gawe penerangan?? maksude pemkot iku opo lak ngono??? wong dikongkon pindah nang panggon anyar, dikongkon mbayar, tapi panggone durung siap huni... Mbokne Ancuk kok...!! ketoro lek gak niat blass....<br /><br /><br />Terus terang prihatin aku delok tingakh pemkot suroboyo sing koyok ngene iki, nggarai nesu ae... tp lek rusuh diarani provokator, lek meneng malah diidek-idek...<br /><br />Wong cilik mek ngelus dada tok isine, arep ngadu nang sopo saiki. ngadu nang polisi, tp polisi sing mbayari yo pemkot, ngadu nang caleg, mek anget-anget telek kucing, mari kepilih yo wis lali, ngadu nang presiden, kudu marani adoh-adoh nang Jakarta.<br /><br />yo usulku sing sabar ae rek... awakdewe kudu belajar bersikap cerdas, cermat dan berakal budi. Lek mek nyawati satpol PP kabeh yo isok. ayo saiki rembugan rame-rame golek cara, yaopo ben pemkot iku, khususe pihak-pihak sing terlibat nang kasus penggusuran iki, isok dituntut secara hukum, ben awak dewe isok njaluk ganti rugi sing sak pantese...<br /><br />Wis gak usum bakar-bakar, wis gak usum sawat-sawat, opo maneh RUSUH... Saiki wayahe gawe pikiran jess... ibarat dolen catur, awakdewe kudu isok golek carane gawe Nyekak Pemkot, lek isok, lsg SEKAK STER...!!!<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4728218393951191233-1581603123953205292?l=www.ngeblogrek.co.cc' alt='' /></div>udanderesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4728218393951191233.post-2673047091702846392009-05-13T16:00:00.004+07:002009-05-13T16:06:16.463+07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3333/3523679213_40b822d078_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 370px; height: 48px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3333/3523679213_40b822d078_o.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />Isuk-isuk tangi, delok tv, wis disuguhi berita seru. Wulan Guritno, jarene kenek kasus video porno. walah, walah... kok isok se? perasaan jek tas ae onok kasuse foto duo azhari, rahma karo sarah, sing mudo blejet nang showere kolam renange endhi ngono...<br /><br />Jare berita iku, nang video iku ketoke cewek sing mirip wulan guritno lagi ngemut 'batangan' cowok, nah cowoke iku modele mirip karo ananda mikola, wah, wah... jeru iki...<br /><span class="fullpost"><br />Tapi akhire karo wulan iku kabeh dibantah, cewek ayu putih mulus iku ngomong lek iku garapan profesional, duduk video amatir, cuman ketepakan ae sing main iku rupone mirip karo de'e akhire jadi heboh, sampe-sampe onok sing ngomong lek iku ancen wulan guritno, padahal duduk.<br /><br />Bojone wulan, dilla, sing jektas ae dinikahi, malah ngomong lek dibandingno karo cewek sing nang video iku, wulan luwih ayu, bedone adoh malahan.<br /><br />Videone sempet ditontokno nang TV tapi kabur gambare (yo mesti ae cok! mosok arep dijelasno, isok dituntut wong), makane iku saking penasaran, pas kerjo tak sempetno hunting videone nang internet.<br /><br />Mari goleki sakjaman, akhire ketemu. trus tak stel bareng-bareng karo konco kantor. dadakno ancen mirip rupone karo wulan, lek seumpomo wulan gak kalrifikasi nang TV ngono, paling o aku percoyo lek iku wulan guritno.<br /><br />Konco-koncoku yo opinine bedo-bedo, onok sing percoyo lek iku wulan karo ananda mikola, yo onok sing gak percoyo... tp lek jareku... koyok iyo, koyok duduk... hehehe...<br /><br />Ngene ae rek, timbang penasaran kon delok dewe ae videone. sepurane lek sumber videone gak tak deleh nang kene. kon golek dewe ae rek, lek aku isok ketemu, mosok kon gak isok?? hehehe...<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4728218393951191233-267304709170284639?l=www.ngeblogrek.co.cc' alt='' /></div>udanderesnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4728218393951191233.post-79737876883504714062009-05-12T16:45:00.003+07:002009-05-12T16:51:32.611+07:00Pas kapanane, koyok biasane jam 8-an bengi aku wis cangkruk nang warkope Mat Kopi, berhubung sumuk, ben adem aku ngombe soda susu, karo mangan gorengan.<br /><br />Ketepakan nang kono wis akeh konco-konco podho cangkrukan, pas iku onok Cagir alias Cagak Ireng, soale areke dukur koyok cagak, ireng pisan! trus Congki alias Congor Kirik, soale lek biasane lek misuh biasane ngomonge asu, kirik, patek... karo sak sebangsane... trus sitoke maneh viktor (Vikiran kotor) sing omongane mesti gak adoh karo sing ngeres-ngeres...<br /><br />udanderes: Cak Mat! Soda Susu, sitok! (karo nyaut ote-ote)<br />viktor: wis duwe susu nang omah, jek golek nang kene... koen iku dan...dan...<br />udanderes: yo sing nang omah gak isok dicampuri soda, vik! ndok kene kan isok...hehe<br />viktor: raimu, dan! ngomong ae lek wedhi anakmu gak keumanan...hehehe... iyo toh?<br />udanderes: matamu!<br /><span class="fullpost"><br />-- maringono aku nyaut koran jawapos sing onok nang mejo --<br /><br />udanderes: cak mat! yaopo liga champion mau bengi, sopo sing menang?<br />mat kopi: seri, dan...tp barcelona sing lolos, soale isok nyetak gol tandang!<br />udanderes: wahaha...bagus iku! aku ancen jago barcelona sing mlebu final, mosok finale koyok taun wingi neh... gak seru rek...<br />congki: asu! aku jago chelsea hare....<br />udanderes: wahaahha...sukur! chelsea kalah... aku wis blenek delok chelsea...<br />congki: iku wasite cok! wasite motone juling, wis jelas-jelas handsball...<br />cagir: wis sabar gak usah murang-muring, sing tanding nang inggris sing ngamuk nang indonesia, pantes gak tau ayem negoro iki...<br />congki: patek! raimu iku gak nyambung cok!<br />mat kopi: sampe drogba ngejar wasite pas mari pertandingan...<br />udanderes: mosok, cak mat??<br />congki: lho ko iku gak delok tah mau bengi??<br />udanderes: gak, cok! lek delok aku lapo takon, goblok kiy...!!<br />viktor: makane tah ojok kelon tok karo bojo, mentang-mentang awake bojone wis semok maneh marine ngelahirno, saiki di gasak maneh...hehehe...<br />udanderes: sak karepeku tah? aku sing kelon, koen sing bingung... opo'o? cenggur tah awakmu??<br />viktor: opo iku cenggur?<br />udanderes: ngaceng nganggur...!!!<br /><br />-- kabeh langsung ngakak --<br /><br />udanderes: tapi temen tah drogba marani wasite? trus diapakno wasite? ditendang?<br />mat kopi: yo gak, mek diomongi opo ngono gak jelas, misuh-misuh paling...<br />congki: iyooo...palig drogba ngomong ngene 'wey, wasit asu, raimu koyok kirik gak keumanan pangananan, duwe moto gak se?? motomu mebok deleh nang ngsiore udeal tah??? asu kirik...!!'<br />udanderes: oohh...maut drogba iku, isok boso jowo tibakne, lek misuh isok tatak ngono, kon ajari be'e... (hehe...)<br />congki: matamu!<br />cagir: uwis...sing wis mari yo wis mari, gak usah dibahas neh... percuma, cong! kon ngotot koyok ngene iki, opo yo dibayar karo abramovic...? wis jarno ae...<br />congki: aku iki bluesmania rek... jadi lek delok timku kalah yo mesti ae nesu...<br />cagir: bah iku bluesmania, kek! redsmania kek!, yellow mania kek! engko lak ending-endinge ijo maneh...<br />congki: huahahaha...yaopo-yaopo green force tetep nomer sitok, girr...<br />udanderes: sek...sek... kok aku lali opo ngono...<br />cagir: lali opo, dan?<br />udanderes: lek gak salah aku menang taruhan, tp embuh karo sopo...(karo garuk-garuk sirah)<br />congki: yo wis cak mat! aku tak pamit, kopiku lebokno bon-bonanku yo...?<br /><br />-- lsg tak tarik kerahe congki --<br /><br />udanderes: nang endhi kon, cong? kok kesusu...? (karo nyengir koyok jaran)<br />congki: hehehe... kan enak kesusu timbang kesikut, dan!<br />udanderes: bayaren sek taruhane, cok...!!! dikiro aku gak iling opo...hehehe<br />congki: hehehe...serete saiki duitku, dan! mene-mene ae yo...<br />udanderes: gak atek! saiki pokoke...mrene..!!<br /><br />congki lsg tak geret mlebu warung neh, berhubung aku menang taruhan areke tak kongkon mbayari arek-arek... lumayan cangkrukan dino iki gak metu duit, hehehe...<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4728218393951191233-7973787688350471406?l=www.ngeblogrek.co.cc' alt='' /></div>udanderesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4728218393951191233.post-16395520721724088892009-05-04T16:13:00.003+07:002009-05-04T16:36:27.886+07:00Nang kantorku saiki lagi usum ringtone-ringtone sing aneh-aneh. onok sing munine kewan, onok sing munine koco pecah, onok sing munine ban ngerem, onok sing munine tabrakan, karo onok sing munine "oh...yes...oh...yes..." gak jelas ngono.<br /><br />Onok koncoku sing ringtone-e munine asu jenggong-jenggong, sampe2 onok sing nyeletuk "yo mesti ae, ringtone-e dipadhakne karo sing duwe HP...!!", tp akhire gak gelem kalah, malah njawab "yo iki ringtone khusus gawe koen, soale tak podhokne karo sing nelpon...!!", hahaha....<br /><br />Aku dadi iling pas jamane aku jek kuliah iko. koncoku sak kontrakan ceritane mari tuku HP anyar, sing isok dinggo ngrekam suoro, karo nyetting ringtone sing bedo-bedo saben kontak... trus, berhubung aku iki wong-e iseng, pas areke lagi adhus, aku nyoba-nyoba ngrekam suoroku dewe... "Heh! Jo! iki aku sing nelpon cok! angkaten tah! juancuk koen iku...!!" kiro-kiro kyk ngono muni rekamane. maringono hasil rekaman iku tak setting gawe ringtone-e kontakku sing onok nang HP-ne koncoku iku mau....<br /><span class="fullpost"><br />Niate asline arep njahili koncoku iku mau, renconone pas kuliah, arep tak miscall, ben sak kelas podho ngguyu kabeh ngerungokno ringtone hasil rekamanku iku mau. tp sayang niatku iku gak tau kedaden, gara-garane lek gak HP-ne di silent, yo dipateni, lek pas wayahe kuliah, yo wis akhire aku dadi males njahili maneh....<br /><br />Sekitar 2 mingguan sak wise iku, ketepa'an onok acara pemutaran film animasi nang Universitas Muhammadiyah Malang, aku karo koncoku sing duwe HP iku mau wis janjian arep ketemuan langsung nang Unmuh, tapi ndelalah sampe acarane arep mulai, areke gak ketoke wujude (setan be'e...)<br /><br />Pas nang njero, lampune podho dipateni, padahal aku arep goleki koncoku iku mau, berhubung peteng akhire tak miscall. film wis arep dimulai, penontone yo wis rodho meneng, tp maringono onok suoro HP teko ngarepan sing munine....<br /><br />"</span><span class="fullpost">Heh! Jo! iki aku sing nelpon, cok! angkaten tah! juancuk koen iku...!!"<br /><br />Luangsung kabeh sing onok nang ruangan iku podho kaget trus nggelagak kabeh!!! koncoku lsg abang raine nahan isin, karo noleh kanan-kiri nggoleki aku, sementarane aku wis singidan nang walike kursi karo ngguyu cekikikan, hihihihi....<br /><br />Rasakno raimu...!!!<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4728218393951191233-1639552072172408889?l=www.ngeblogrek.co.cc' alt='' /></div>udanderesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4728218393951191233.post-81121659903084591002009-05-02T12:00:00.001+07:002009-05-02T12:06:21.349+07:00Saiki arek suroboyo duwe hobby anyar, Futsal! gara-garane saiki wis akeh lapangan futsal dibuka nang endhi-endhi. regone macem-macem mulai sing 20.000-an sampe sing 150.000-an, tergantung lapangane, semenan biasa, opo gawe rumput sintetis...<br /><br />Saking senenge karo futsal, arek-arek suroboyo saiki, gak sing jek sekolah, kuliah, opo sing wis kerjo, lek budhal podho gawe sepatu futsal.<br /><br />Aku tau nemu nang dalan, onok bapak-bapak ngeterno anake sing jek SD, nang sekolah karo mangkat kantor, loro karone, gak bapake, gak anake, gawe sepatu futsal kabeh. nggarai aku mikir opo yo ibuke sing masak nang omah yo gawe sepatu futsal pisan...??<br /><span class="fullpost"><br />Aku sak minggu, dolen futsal paling pisan, tp yo kadang-kadang isok sampek ping loro, opo ping telu... tp yo ngono, iki awak wis gak nom maneh, dengkul isok-isok coplok! (opo maneh biasane futsalan pisan karo bojo nang omah..hahaha, angak hoo..!)<br /><br />Delok fenomena iki, aku dadi iling pas jamanku jek cilik iko, lek bal-balan karo konco-konco mesti nang tengah dalan sing jarang dilewati karo montor. lek gak ngono golek gang sing lumayan ombo, opo nang parkiran kantor.<br /><br />Wis pokoke pas iku nang suroboyo, endhi onok panggon sing lumayan ombo, mesti digawe bal-balan karo arek-arek, ketoke se sampe saiki yo jek onok sing koyok ngono, soale paling gak kuat mbayar lapangane.<br /><br />Sing gak masuk akal iku, aku tau moco nang koran jawapos nang bagian deteksi, sing survey-survey iku lho... onok survey sing koyok ngene "Olah raga apa yang paling digandrungi oleh anak surabaya?", kon ngerti nomer siji opo? BASKET!!! lho kok isok lho... bal-balan malah sing nomer 2... iki survey nang endhi lak ngono... aku saben muter2 suroboyo lek sore, nang dalan-dalan mesti nemokno arek-arek dolen bal-balan... juuaarang, aku nemoni sing dolenan basket.<br /><br />Paling survey iku gawe nyenengno atine si Azrul Ananda, "anak emas"-e Dahlan Iskan, CEO Japos, sing pas iku jabat dadi kepala Deteksi, si Azrul lak maniak basket, sampe njaluk nang "bapake" digawekno lapangan basket Deteksi.. oalah..oalah...<br /><br />tapi aku lumayan bangga karo arek-arek suroboyo iki, bakat-bakat sepakbola arek Suroboyo iku lumayan sangar-sangar, deloken Bejo Sugiantoro, Eri Irianto, Taufik, Nova Arianto,Budi sudarsono (asale biyen teko SBY lho!), Rahel Tuasalamony, Reinald Pieters, trus sing dadi favoritku Roberto Baggio, kan jek sakdulur karo Ahmad Subaggio, tonggo omahku... bwahahahaha....<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4728218393951191233-8112165990308459100?l=www.ngeblogrek.co.cc' alt='' /></div>udanderesnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4728218393951191233.post-54426302261638594442009-04-30T12:37:00.002+07:002009-04-30T12:51:07.402+07:00Rek, aku arep takon kiy... opo sing biasane gelek kon temoni nang dalan-dalan?<br /><br />aku wis urip nang Suroboyo 27 tahun, termasuk suwe lho, 1/4 abad luwih...!! wis akeh dalan nang suroboyo sing wis tau tak liwati bolak-balik. saben nang dalan, mesti tak uwasi opo ae sing onok nang dalan-dalan iku, tibake ket iko sampe saiki, pancet ae sing tak temoni.<br /><br />Nang suroboyo (mbuh lek nang kutho liyane) dalane isok ditengeri, soale nang dalane Suroboyo, kon kabeh mesthi tau nemoni sing koyok ngene, opo iku?<br /><br />Sing gelek ditemoni nang dalane Suroboyo, iku onok 3<span class="fullpost"> :<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1. Batang Tikus!! (Tikus Penyet!!)</span><br /><br />Hayo, coba tak takoni koen sing omahe nang Suroboyo, sopo sing gak tau nemoni batang tikus pas nang dalan?? mesthi tau kabeh, lek onok sing ngomong gak tau, berarti pas nang dalan<br />endase ndangak terus. aku tau, pas arep mulih kantor, nang dalan iku isok nemoni batang tikus sampe ping 5 !!! sarap gak lek ngono (yo luwih sarap maneh, wong sing jek sempet-sempet-e ngitung batang tikus nang dalan...!!).<br /><br />Tapi aneh-e, masio saben dino akeh tikus sing mati, tapi kok species tikus nang suroboyo kok gak punah-punah, lah terus asline populasine tikus nang suroboyo iku onok piro lak ngono?? (Lah...iki luwih sarap maneh, sampe nakok populasi barang...!!).<br /><br />Wong-wong yo ngono, mbuak batang nang tengah dalan, koyok kekurangan bak sampah ae. padahal nang ngarep omahe onok bak sampah sing gedene ngalah-ngalahi pos kamling.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2. Koin mendelep ndek aspal</span><br /><br />Lha, iki biasane kelakuane arek-arek ngamen karo polisi cepekan (iku lho biasane sing nang belokan-belokan, goow sempritan, gawe rompi ijo sing tulisane "petugas disiplin"). arek-arek iki lek dikeki duit seketan koin, opo selawean (hah?? jek onok tah??) mesti dibuak nang dalan. trus berhubung di-ideki karo montor, truk, tronton... akhire koin-e dadi mendelep ndek aspal, opo maneh lek awan puanase koyok asu!!, aspalane dadi rodo empuk...<br /><br />Coba didelok nang lampu merah opo pertelonan, lak mesti onok koin-koin mulai satusan sampe selawean, podho mendelep kabeh nang aspal. pdhl lek dikelumpukno iso dadi 1000 sampe 2000 malah... yo ngono iku lek gak duwe rasa terima kasih...<br /><br />engko kapan-kapan arep tak cungkili kabeh, sopo ngerti isok nyampe sak juta! hehehehe...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">3. Bolongan/Jeglongan</span><br /><br />Lek sing iki pancene penyakite Suroboyo, wis akeh sing dadi korban, wis akeh sing murang-muring, ngono lho... jarene pemda wis entek duit akeh gawe mbangun dalan, dalane sopo sing dibangun lak ngono? dalan ngarep omahe dewe paling...!!<br /><br />Opo maneh lek udan deres, wis ciloko telulas!! soale bolongane ketutupan banyu, jadi gak ngerti lek onok bolongan , atek ngebut barang, pengen ndang kelon karo bojone nang omah... malah keblusuk bolongan, manuk-e kecepit stang!! lah lek ngono iku yaopo dadine... (lek aku yo ngesakno bojone sing nang omah wis ngenteni karo mengkangkang... hahaha.. angak hoo..!!)<br /><br /><br />Asline yo jek onok maneh sing isok ditemoni nang dalane kutho suroboyo iki, contohe: bungkusane es teh, sachet extra joss, kondom bekas (deloken nang dalane putat jaya), tutup botol teh sosro, sedotan... wis pokoke macem-macem!<br /><br />Sing arang-arang yo nemu koper isine duit sak miliar, dijamin angel golekane, lek ketemu yo pancen bejomu, rek...!!<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4728218393951191233-5442630226163859444?l=www.ngeblogrek.co.cc' alt='' /></div>udanderesnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4728218393951191233.post-35947836160113046922009-04-29T11:21:00.007+07:002009-04-29T11:41:36.730+07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_js6e6v3O6qw/SffXuS-_axI/AAAAAAAAACI/ePXiTlr3IEc/s1600-h/IMG_0201.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_js6e6v3O6qw/SffXuS-_axI/AAAAAAAAACI/ePXiTlr3IEc/s200/IMG_0201.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329965874386266898" border="0" /></a>Wingi ancen dino paling sial kok! Wis ngenteni bayaran gak mudun-mudun, kadung tak enteni sampek lumuten. Mulihe pas tutuk Rolak, banku bocor...!!! Asu tenan...!!!<br /><br />Untunge Tambal Ban gak adoh, pas sebelahe wong dodolan sepatu futsal. Wis gak atek suwe-suwe langsung tak parkir nang ngarepe tambal ban iku, karo mbengok "Pak-e, Tambal ban, pak!"<br /><br />Gak suwe metu tukang tambal bane. wong-e wis luuemu... gak klambenan, untune bogang tengah pisan... dadi lek ngguyu isok munine koyok wong siulan, soale bolong nang tengah.<br /><br />Marine aku dicepakno longgo, wonge langsung ndedeli ban sepeda motorku. ben bojoku gak bingung ngentnei aku gak teko-teko, lsg tak kirim sms, lek aku saiki nang tambal ban, soale ban-e bocor.<br /><br />Bareng wis dibuka ban-e, tukang tambale langsung ngomong "wah, mas..iki pas sambungan bocore, bahaya iki...", terus terang aku gak mudeng, sing bahaya opo. tukang-e mau langsung nglanjutno "iki mas... lek aku asal nambal, gak suwe bocor maneh" karo ngguyu, ketoke untu bogange...<br /><br />"Untunge... aku iki pengalaman, mas! nambal koyok ngene iki" jarene maneh, "nang daerah kene sing isok mbenakno bocor pas sambungan yo mek aku tok..." karo ngguyu maneh, aku mek manggut-manggut karo mikir, yo mesti ae mek de'e tok sing ngerti, wong nang daerah kene sing kerjone tambal ban mek de'e tok! gak onok maneh...<br /><br />"Deloken mas! mbenakno ngene iki onok trik-e..." lanjute maneh, <br /><span class="fullpost">berhubung penasaran, tas uwasi terus carane de'e nambal, dadakno bolongane diganjel karet, trus ganjelane ditambal maneh karo karet tipis, melintang nyamping karo melintang menduwur, akhire modele koyok huruf "X"<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_js6e6v3O6qw/SffXut8KWoI/AAAAAAAAACQ/ztXBjZ-4xvs/s1600-h/090907-itb-semarang.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 160px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_js6e6v3O6qw/SffXut8KWoI/AAAAAAAAACQ/ztXBjZ-4xvs/s200/090907-itb-semarang.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329965881622157954" border="0" /></a>Sakjane aku gumun, tapi berhubung aku iki gak paham teknik "pertambalan ban" yo wis aku meneng ae lah... sopo ngerti wong iku pancen tukang tambal ban sing berijasah, produk asli lulusan teko ITB, Institut Tambal Ban...!!!<br /><br />Gak suwe, marine "digoreng" sampe mateng tambalane, akhire dadi... dadine bentuk huruf "X" temenan, wahahaha... baru kali iki aku nemokno tamablan model ngene, biasane mek bunder, iki malah koyok logone X-men...<br /><br />Pas tak takoni piro, Tukang-e langsung ngomong "Pitungewu, mas!", Krunguku 'petangewu', makane tak ke'i sak lembar 5000-an. tapi tukange njaluk tambahan 2000.<br /><br />Asuuu...!! cek larange 7000?? mosok regone ngalah-ngalahi sego goreng tuk-tuk ??<br /><br />Wis gak terimo bayaran, saiki malah entek duit 7000 !!! juancok puoll...!!<br /><br />Nang dalan aku kepikiran terus karo regone tambal ban mau, opo yo saiki ancen sak mono pasarane tambal ban?? wah jancok tenan lek ngon..., iki gara-gara onok Insitut Tambal Ban iku mau se... lulusane gak gelem masang tarif sing umum, itung-itung gawe ngganti biaya semester paling... hahahaha...<br /><br />Sopo ngerti onok sing berminat kuliah nang kono, mumpung lagi nerimo mahasiswa anyar...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_js6e6v3O6qw/SffaG616uRI/AAAAAAAAACo/eNjV4POaffA/s1600-h/tambal.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_js6e6v3O6qw/SffaG616uRI/AAAAAAAAACo/eNjV4POaffA/s400/tambal.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329968496425744658" border="0" /></a><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4728218393951191233-3594783616011304692?l=www.ngeblogrek.co.cc' alt='' /></div>udanderesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4728218393951191233.post-52956836342489206982009-04-28T16:22:00.003+07:002009-04-28T16:47:36.325+07:00Ket mau, mulai isuk sampe sampe sore iki lho, ngecek rekening nang lippo lewat internet. kok gak nambah-nambah duit-e, padahal saiki wis tanggal 28. Biasane tanggal sak mene, wis bayaran. Kok saiki sampe atene mulih, dicek duitku nang Lippo kok jek 40 juta ae...? (pdhl asline 40 rb...)<br /><br />Padahal isuk mau wis janjian karo bojoku, lek mulih kerjo arep mampir Royal Plaza, tuku susu Bebelac, 3 kaleng, gawe anakku. Saiki ngombene kuat e. Saben ngombe enteke 150 cc terus... alamak... yo siap-siap kere lek ngene carane...<br /><span class="fullpost"><br />Pikirku masio aku gak gajian tapi bojoku dino iki lak bayaran pisan se, gawe duit-e bojoku gawe sementara... Lha Tibak-e, areke sms aku lek areke baru sesuk terimo bayaran.. oalah dobol!! lah terus iki tuku susu gawe duit gambar wayang be'e...<br /><br />Konco-konco sing nang kantor kabeh podho mumet, gara-gara durung terimo bayaran. onok sing memble gak jelas, onok sing mbenturno endas-e nang tembok, malah onok sing nekat arep rokokan lewat kuping!!<br /><br />Iseng-iseng tak cek maneh rekeningku nang Lippo... sopo ngerti disambi nulis blog koyok ngene iki, moro-moro bayaran wis mlebu...<br /><br />Ealah tibake yo durung... Wasyuu...!!<br /><br />Sabar yo, nak! bapak jek durung isok tuku susumu, sopo ngerti sesuk wis bayaran, engko bengi nyedot jempol ae yo nak! dienak-enakno lah... sak durunge jempole diusrek-usrekno nang wadahe susu sing wis entek, ben rodo onok rasane, oke?<br /><br />wis jam stgh 5, coba tak cek maneh, yo jek durung mlebu-mlebu ae bayaran dino iki, wis mulih ae...!!!<br />...<br />...<br />...<br />...<br />...<br />...<br />...<br /><br />mumpung arep mulih, coba dicek maneh.....<br />...<br />...<br />...<br />...<br />Wasyu!! pancet ae jek durung onok!!! Suwe-suwe gendeng mangan suket aku...!!<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4728218393951191233-5295683634248920698?l=www.ngeblogrek.co.cc' alt='' /></div>udanderesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4728218393951191233.post-64079135347660798072009-04-28T13:23:00.005+07:002009-04-28T14:19:34.550+07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_js6e6v3O6qw/Sfat8bFVu5I/AAAAAAAAACA/btsp-s3lkCE/s1600-h/46258large.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 128px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_js6e6v3O6qw/Sfat8bFVu5I/AAAAAAAAACA/btsp-s3lkCE/s200/46258large.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329638462613470098" border="0" /></a>Aku duwe cerito pas jaman biyen, jamane jek SMP, lek golek sepatu, celono, topi mesti goleke nang Joyoboyo. Opo'o kok ndek kono? yo Murah jek! regone barang-barang nang Joyoboyo pance terkenak murah-murah, barange yo apik-apik, kinclong-kinclong. tp yo ojok ditakon kualitase, adoh karo barang sing nang mall-mall (murah kok jaluk selamet...??)<br /><br />Celono tentaraku werno dorang, sampe saiki ae jek onok nang lemari, tp yo embuh, jek cukup opo gak? aku tau tuku topi sing gambare "Ugly Kid Joe", yo nang Joyoboyo iku tukune, sayang topine umure mek sak bulan, soale maringono ilang disaut wong, sampe saiki wong sing nyaut topiku tak dungakno bokonge gompil dicokot asu...!!<br /><br />Pas Jamane aku SMP iko, onok sing nyleneh karo barang-barange sing didol nang Joyoboyo. Sing gelek sobo Joyobo mesti ngerti nyleneh-e nang endhi...<br /><span class="fullpost"><br />Nyleneh-e nang merek-e...<br /><br />Sing gak tau sobo Joyoboyo kudu ati-ati ae, soale lek gak teliti, isok-isok tutuk nang omah nangis-nangis getih....hahahaha...<br /><br />Joyoboyo biyene terkenal ngedol barang gawe merek palsu, lek kon deloke teko adoh, barang-barang-e ketoke koyok barang-barang merek terkenal, koyok to; Nike , Adidas, Reebok, Diadora, Umbro....wis karo liyone sing terkenal-terkenal pokoke..<br /><br />Tapi ilingo, rek! iku lek teko adoh... bareng kon deloki teko cidek, sing Nike dadi Niki, Adidas dadi Adidos, Reebok dadi Rebook (ayo kon opo gak gateli ngono iku!), Diadora dadi Diadio, trus Umbro dadine Undrong (untu gondrong!!)<br /><br />Juangkrik ancene!! opo maneh model barang mirip karo asline, lek sing koyok Nike onok garis sret-e , sing koyok adidas yo onok garis putih telu ngono.. tapi asline barang palsu, cok! ancene pedagang-pedagang sing nang Joyoboyo biyen gawe trik "tipuan mata", koyok sulap sing nang tivi-tivi ae...<br /><br />Makane wong-wong iko lek golek barang nang Joyoboyo, ati-ati lek milih. Ngono iku lho, yo jek onok ae sing tuku, aku duwe konco SMP sing tau nggawe sepatu merek Kappo (asline Kappa), digojloki arek-arek sampe isin, akhire mulih copot sepatu, nyeker sampe omah...hahahaha<br /><br />Urip nang Suroboyo pancen angel rek... tp yo ojok sampe gawe trik "tipuan mata" ngono, lek sak pancene nguasai teknik "tipuan amata" yo mending dadi pesulap ae, show nang hotel-hotel, timbang dodolan sepatu nang Joyoboyo.... melok o "The Master"<br /><br />sopo ngerti isok belajar karo Romy Rafael carane hipnotis wong, ben Adidos ketoke koyok Adidas, Nihe ketoke koyok Nike, Rebook ketoke koyok Reebok, Kappo ketoke koyok Kappa... pokoke ojok sampe Lento (jajanan pasar) ketoke koyok Lonte....!! bwaahahahahaha...<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4728218393951191233-6407913534766079807?l=www.ngeblogrek.co.cc' alt='' /></div>udanderesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4728218393951191233.post-84204387833932262852009-04-27T15:31:00.003+07:002009-04-27T15:38:41.575+07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_js6e6v3O6qw/SfVtkaUAQwI/AAAAAAAAAB4/2oilGgRSXGM/s1600-h/P-2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 134px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_js6e6v3O6qw/SfVtkaUAQwI/AAAAAAAAAB4/2oilGgRSXGM/s200/P-2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329286206368793346" border="0" /></a>Tau mangan sego goreng sing isok nggarai misah-misuh?? lek ngono tak ke'i saran, mangano Sego Goreng Jancuk. Onok tah sego goreng sing jenenge koyok ngono?? onok rek! pengen eruh wujude koyok opo?? nyoba'o teko nang Surabaya Plaza Hotel, terus moro nang restorane, maringono peseno sing jenenge Sego Goreng Jancuk.<br /><br />Ojok kuwatir bakal diambleki karo kursi, opo disawat karo baki... dijamin pelayane mek ngguyu tok langsung ngacir nang mburi, gak suwe maringono nggowo Sego Goreng sing porsine sak buajeg!!<br /><br />Lha kok isok dijenengi Sego Goreng Jancuk?? soale lek dipangan ancen nggarai misuh, "Hancooookkkk...." (rodo hiperbola tp gpp lah) opo'o kok sampe misuh? <span class="fullpost">soale pedese koyok mbokne ancuk!!<br /><br />Sego Goreng Jancuk iki dimasak bareng karo 20 cabe rawit, opo gak kobong ilatmu??? mokek-mokek koyok asu....!!!<br /><br />Asale Sego Goreng Jancuk iki rodo lucu. Chef Eko Sugeng, sing nyiptakno Sego Goreng Jancuk, kumpul bareng konco-koncone marine masak gawe jamuan gedhe. berhubung podo kesel karo luwe, konco-koncone ngongkon Chef Eko masak panganan sing isok dipangan wong akeh, Chef Eko sampe sempet ngomel "jancuk, sek kesel aku, rek!", bingung arep masak opo, Chef Eko akhire masak menu sing paling gampang, Sego Goreng! cuman ben ketok Spesial, karo Chef Eko sego goreng iku dicampur karo sambel terasi plus 20 cabe rawit.<br /><br />Dadine...??<br /><br />Konco-koncone langsung misah-misuh "Juancuk Pedese....!!" pas mangan sego goreng sing dimasak Chef Eko mau. "Pedes tapi enak" jarene koncone maneh, terus Chef Eko duwe ide nglebokno masakan sego goreng iki nang daftar menu-ne Surabaya Plaza Hotel, nganggo jeneng Sego Goreng Jancuk.<br /><br />Untunge bos-e gak masalah karo jeneng sing isok nggarai wong salah paham iku, soale setelah sak minggu Sego Goreng Jancuk langsung laris manis. Sego Goreng Jancuk didol sak porsi Rp. 37.500, tapi sak porsine isok digawe 4-6 wong, lho... lak lumayan se? onok sing pengen nukokno aku gak? hehehe...<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mie Jangkrik</span><br /><br />Gara-gara Sego Goreng Jancuk iki, aku dadi iling pas kerjo nang Citra Xerox, ndek Mayjend Sungkono, sebelahe Citra Xerox iku onok warung mie sing jenenge Mie jangkrik, aku penasaran, opo'o kok dijenengno Mie Jangkrik? opo gawe iwak jangkrik be'e.<br /><br />Ben gak penasaran akhire aku ngejak konco-koncoku sak kerjoan mangan bareng nang kono, itung-itung traktiran gaji pertama. pas pesen, mie-ne ketok biasa-biasa ae, porsine yo gak sepiro'o akeh, iwake yo duduk iwak jangkrik, tetep iwak ayam, wis gak onok bedone karo mie ayam pokoke. lah trus opo'o kok dijenengno mie jangkrik??<br /><br />Pas kabeh wis mari mangan kabeh, aku langsung jaluk bon nang pelayane. gak suwe pelayane teko karo nyerahno bon, pas tak delok enteke piro, aku langsung bengok "Juangkrik...!! iki temenan tah mas?? enteke sak mene??" pelayane mek manggut-manggut karo senyam-senyum.<br /><br />Wis kadung mlebu weteng, akhire tak bayar bon-e, aku mek isok geleng-geleng tok. mari ngono koncoku nepuk pundakku karo ngomong "Nah...saiki wis ngerti kan opo'o kok dijenengi Mie Jangkrik! hahahahaha..." konco-koncoku liyane langsung podo ngguyu.<br /><br />Juangkrikk, juangkrik... Mie Jangkrik pancen juangkrik!!<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4728218393951191233-8420438783393226285?l=www.ngeblogrek.co.cc' alt='' /></div>udanderesnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4728218393951191233.post-66992148162547678142009-04-27T14:01:00.007+07:002009-04-27T14:47:40.885+07:00Wahahaa... wingi mari sak dinoan delok video goyang inul nang <a href="http://www.youtube.com/">Youtube</a>, moro-moro ketemu karo video lucu. gawene teko Flash, bosone suroboyoan puoll. Asli kreatif (kere dan aktif), ceritone tentang SURO karo BOYO, 2 sahabat karib...<br /><br />Pengen eruh tah videone? iki lho, tak jukuk teko <a href="http://www.youtube.com/">Youtube</a>, trus tak pasang nang kene...<br /><span class="fullpost"><br />Grammar Suroboyo - part 1<br /><object width="340" height="285"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AFlH3OrUUH0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AFlH3OrUUH0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="340" height="285"></embed></object><br /><br />Grammar Suroboyo - part 2<br /><object width="340" height="285"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/L-2yOlxVXAo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/L-2yOlxVXAo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="340" height="285"></embed></object><br /><br />Grammar Suroboyo - part 3<br /><object width="340" height="285"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JmfWK1oZJKM&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JmfWK1oZJKM&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="340" height="285"></embed></object><br /><br />Kabeh video nang dukur diproduksi ambek : <a href="http://gatstu.blogspot.com/">Gathotkaca Studio</a><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4728218393951191233-6699214816254767814?l=www.ngeblogrek.co.cc' alt='' /></div>udanderesnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4728218393951191233.post-81971590276907314482009-04-27T11:39:00.013+07:002009-04-27T14:50:12.537+07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://celeb.kapanlagi.com/pictures/trio_macan/trio_macan_018.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 157px; height: 239px;" src="http://celeb.kapanlagi.com/pictures/trio_macan/trio_macan_018.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Saiki, ben isok terkenal, segala cara dipandang halal! wis gak peduli carane, mulai sing tutup-tutupan sampe sing buka-bukaan. lho? tutup-tutupan maksude opo? yo sing tak maksud nutup-nutupi status hubungane de'e. wis duwe bojo karo anak, ngomonge jek single, durung cerai wis ngomong cerai. tp kok gak onok yo sing durung kawin, cuman ngakune wis kawin??<br /><br />Onok maneh tingkahe Trio Macan, sing jektas iki. ngerti gak Trio Macan? iku lho grup penyanyi dangdut, sing senengane gawe klambi loreng-loreng koyok macan tapi jogede koyok ulo kesetrum, muntang-munting, muter-muter, sampe gak karuan.<br /><br />Saiki grup sing personile telu, cewek kabeh iku, nggawe sensasi neh...<br /><span class="fullpost"><br />Nang film anyar sing judule "Darah Janda Kolong Wewe", Trio Macan bakal tampil Bugil. Hayoh koen!! cenat-cenut gak koen? pancen saiki film indonesia wis mulai mbalik koyok film-film indonesia jaman biyen, pas jamane Kiki Fatmala, Inneke Koesherawati, karo Renaldy (duduk tukul renaldy lho yo??) sing pas iku judule mesti onok kata-kata "ranjang", "perawan", lek gak ngono "ternoda"... parah..parah...<br /><br />Nah saiki gak gelem ketinggalan, Trio Macan melu-melu gawe tren anyar, tren sing diprakarsai karo Jupe ambek Dewi Persik taun wingi.<br /><br />Pas ditakoki karo wartawan piye perasaane pas tampil bugil, jawabane yo podo ae karo Jupe mbek Dewi Persik, koyok wis dikeki kursus privat karo wong loro iku, Trio Macan ngomong "Kita profesional aja..."<br /><br />Masio rek, aku saiki yo termasuk Profesional, tp gak pernah iku aku kerjone gak klambian. soale lek aku kerjo gak klambian... wah cewek-cewek isok gak tahan delok awakku sing sixpack (padahal mek onepack) trus isok-isok aku dikeki ruangan kerjo khusus... nang RSJ PORONG !!!!<br /><br />Wis sing penasaran monggo dienteni filme main, gak suwe maneh kok. Trus gawe sing wis gak kuat (nafsune wis koyok jaran!) pengen delok Trio Macan Bugil, delok ae nang kene. Dijamin Siippp, boss!!<br /><br /><center><div style="border: 1px inset black; padding: 1px;"><div><button type="button" class="button" onclick="this.parentNode.parentNode.childNodes[1].style.display = ''; this.parentNode.style.display = 'none';" title="Click to show the spoiler."><span style="color:black;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Klik ndek kene!!</span></span></button></div><div id="spoiler" style="display: none;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">pas adus maneh...sangar to?<br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_js6e6v3O6qw/SfVEf4Mg6fI/AAAAAAAAABw/tdd0GHfId50/s1600-h/trio-macan-40.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 140px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_js6e6v3O6qw/SfVEf4Mg6fI/AAAAAAAAABw/tdd0GHfId50/s200/trio-macan-40.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329241048514357746" border="0" /></a></div></div></center><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4728218393951191233-8197159027690731448?l=www.ngeblogrek.co.cc' alt='' /></div>udanderesnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4728218393951191233.post-66916498057567923502009-04-27T09:02:00.005+07:002009-04-28T14:30:20.474+07:00Saiki, gak wong sing nang "dhukur", wong sing nang "ngisor" podho bingung kabeh perkoro pilpres, mei sesuk. sing "dhukur" bingung arep nyalono sopo, sing ngisor bingung arep milih sopo.<br /><br />Sakjane wong-wong saiki yo wis tambah kritis pikirane, buktine saben cangkruk nang warung kopi, omongane politik tok ae. Onok sing mbelani pak SBY, onok sing mbelani bu Mega, yo onok yo an sing mbelani Prabowo.<br /><span class="fullpost"><br />Kabeh karo alasane dewe-dewe, ngengkel lek calone sing paling cocok dadi presiden nang negoro iki. "enak lek aro SBY iku, sopo ngerti engko BBM mudun maneh..??" jarene Togog karo setengah mbengok. "gendeng be'e, percuma lek BBM mudun tp petani tetep angel uripe..." Kembung langsung nimpali, "..lek pengen makmur, petani disek digawe makmur, lek petani makmur, wong kutho yo makmur, soale bahan panganan sing nandur lak petani se... makane jareku yo Prabowo sing cocok, cak?" lanjute.<br /><br />"Walah kemeruk kabeh...!! durung karuan Prabowo lek dadi presiden ngurusi petani, ilingo tah Prabowo iku wong orde baru, lek Prabowo dadi presiden yo mbalik maneh asal lak'an awak dewe..." jare Bowo melu urun. "Saiki lak jaman Reformasi tah, yo plaing cocok milih Presiden sing duwe Jiwa Reformasi koyok Megawati..." lanjute maneh.<br /><br />Mat Kopi, sing dadi bartender-e warung kopi, mek isok geleng-geleng karo ngomong "Lek aku yo sembarang, rek... bah iku SBY, Mega, opo Prabowo, masio ujuk-ujuk, tibake sing menang Wiranto ae lho... Sing penting gawe aku, regone kopi karo gulo gak mundak ae...wis seneng aku. lah lek mundak kabeh regone, suwe-suwe gak dodolan maneh lak'an aku, rek...", yo onok benere yo an jarene Mat Kopi, kabeh sampe manggut-manggut setuju.<br /><br />Wong sing modele koyok Mat Kopi, iki contohe wong sing wis pasrah karo situasi dan kondisi, Wis gak percoyo maneh karo wong sing nang "dhukur", wong koyok Mat Kopi iki, ngertine lek urip tambah enteng yo berarti pemerintahe apik, tp lek urip tambah soro yo pemerintahe elek, wis ngono tok... gak usah mikir "visi dan misi" calon presiden, sing penting engko yaopo dadine, ngono ae... opo maneh wis meh 10 tahun iki Mat Kopi yo jek durung isok urip cukupan, urip nang Suroboyo, mek dodolan wedang kopi lan sak bolo-bolone, nyekolahno anake 2, yo tetep ae angel...<br /><br />Yo koyok sing tak omongi mau, wis pasrah karo keadaan, aku tau eruh Mato Kopi ngomong ngene "aku males pusing-pusing mikirno sopo sing cocok jadi pejabat DPR, aku mending pusing mikirno golek duit gawe anakku sekolah..."<br /><br />"lha..lek koen, dan? kon milih sopo engko??" jarene Kembung nakok nang aku. "Wahaha... lek aku... yo aku duwe se presiden idamanku dewe" jareku, kabeh langsung podo takon sopo. Langsung ae tak jawab. "Presiden Idamanku yo Maria Ozawa nomer 69 teko Partai Playboy Sejahtera...hahahaahha" kabeh langsung cegek...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_js6e6v3O6qw/SfUaFJmLduI/AAAAAAAAABo/StT4OhYs41M/s1600-h/maria.baru.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 298px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_js6e6v3O6qw/SfUaFJmLduI/AAAAAAAAABo/StT4OhYs41M/s320/maria.baru.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329194409840572130" border="0" /></a><br /><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4728218393951191233-6691649805756792350?l=www.ngeblogrek.co.cc' alt='' /></div>udanderesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4728218393951191233.post-31203914295918899802009-04-24T16:09:00.014+07:002009-04-27T12:14:53.925+07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_js6e6v3O6qw/SfURQ6XN90I/AAAAAAAAABg/c_jjtvhBUaY/s1600-h/cewe_smu.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 274px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_js6e6v3O6qw/SfURQ6XN90I/AAAAAAAAABg/c_jjtvhBUaY/s320/cewe_smu.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329184716305069890" border="0" /></a><br />"lho kok isok dadi korban Global Warming??" jarene Kembung, konco sak cangkrukan.<br /><br />Opo'o kok aku ngomong ngono? yo di delok dewe ae... cewek-cewek SMU saiki rok'e podo balapan kabeh... jek mending lek dowo-dowoan rok, lha iki justru kuwalik, malah pendek-pendekan rok! Saiki aku sebagai cowok normal (duduk pria? kyk sing nang TV akhir-akhir iki) yo mesti mak pecotot motone delok sing mulus-mulus ngono...<br /><br />Asline yo bingung kok isok rok'e pendeke sampe sak mono, opo yo gara-gara suroboyo panas yo?? yo gak mesti se... nang Bandung sing ademe koyok ngono, yo onok iku sing rok'e 10 cm nang duwure lutut. opo maneh cewek bandung terkenal putih-putih, kan onok lagune teko SLANK sing lirike "ning geulis... manis-manis... putih-putih.. mulus-mulus..."<span class="fullpost"><br /><br />Ditambah... kadang-kadang klambine onok sing tipis sampe nerawang, ketoke njerone... panas yo panas rek... tp lek sampe koyok ngono... iyo lek pas gak onok setan lewat... lek onok setan lewat pas tepak aku sing dirasuki..yo repot dadine.....<br /><br />makane aku ngomong, cewek SMU saiki dadi korban Global Warming.... panas njobo njero!!<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4728218393951191233-3120391429591889980?l=www.ngeblogrek.co.cc' alt='' /></div>udanderesnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4728218393951191233.post-43980862384956090462009-04-24T12:03:00.008+07:002009-04-27T12:10:32.705+07:00Piye, jess? lek koen moco judul sing nang dukur iku...opo sing kon bayangno? hehehe... lek utekmu kotor mesti mikir sing aneh-aneh...hahahahaha...<br /><br />Wis 27 tahun urip nang suroboyo, pancet ae julukane jess... Suroboyo mek terkenal Dollyne tok... paling-paling yo Tugu Pahlawan sing paling nggena...liyane lek gak esek-esek yo osrok-osrok...<br /><br />Tapi yaopo-yaopo iki kota kelahiran rek, teko TK sampe SMA yo nang Suroboyo, mek pas kuliah tok, nyempal nang Malang, soale arep golek sing bening-bening... Lha trus nang Suroboyo opo yo gak onok sing bening??? yo onok, tp lek arep colak-colek sak ndulit ae kudu mbayar rek... yo malese...<br /><span class="fullpost"><br />Karuan isok ketemu arek wedok sing mirip maria ozawa... wahahahahaah... yo nang omah sarungan tok isine... hehehehe... huss!<br /><br />Pemerintah Suroboyo wis ket iko ngomong jarene arep "membersihkan surabaya dari maksiat"... tp yo akhire koyok entut... ketoro ambune tok maringono ilang wujude... (yo mesti to ti! lek arep diresiki temenan, engko para penggede golek tombo manuk nang endi maneh?? hahaha...kacau!)<br /><br />Perkoro dalan yo ngono, saben dino nang radio SS onok ae wong nylathu-nylathu lek mari keblusuk bolongan dalan, murang-muring nang penyiar, modele koyok penyiar e iku sing mbolongi dalan...hehehe...aneh-aneh ae...<br /><br />Tapi yo kudu diakoni, dalan-dalan nang suroboyo iki yo jek akeh "jebakan"-e... soale aku yo tau dadi korban rek... udan-udan mulih kantor, pengene cepet sampek omah, malah ending-e nang omah sakit gara-gara keblusuk bolongan nang jembatan sepanjang... wis wasyu polll!!<br /><br />Saiki wis jamane bayar SPT, ayo pak, bu, dulur kabeh.... rame-rame nggunakno duit iku gawe mbangun dalane Suroboyo (ojok mek dinggo mbalon tok rek...) sing didanai iku bolongan dalan, duduk bolongan sing liyo rek....<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4728218393951191233-4398086238495609046?l=www.ngeblogrek.co.cc' alt='' /></div>udanderesnoreply@blogger.com1